Tuesday, July 17, 2007

What you've always suspected

My state's bar association is sponsoring a continuing legal education program about "Lawyers’ Roles in Preparing and Responding to Disasters".

So the secret is out. Lawyers prepare disasters so that you will hire them to fix the aftermath. You'd think the association that requires us to pay dues would not be so open about this.

(For the serious-minded conspiracy afficianados, the program really is meant to be a good thing--the State Bar merely needs a better editor).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Funny! I haven't received the announcement and you had me going there. I thought this, at last, could be something for which I demonstrate some extraordinary aptitude. I can burn nachos! I just need to learn how to do this on a global scale.